I am Jevou and I am a Jew.
It's always easiest to blame someone else for our problems.
Who else better to blame than the Jew.
I am the one to blame for the current state of our economy.
It was me who is at fault for the deterioration of the Ozone layer.
I was the one who killed the Kennedys.
I am to blame for the aches in your back every morning you awake not to mention morning breath.
Of course it was I who masterminded the attack on the World Trade Center
Let's not forget it was me who killed Jesus.
Oh yeah Cancer is my fault too.
Remember the last time you lost your car keys you guessed it that was my fault.
Also that time you forgot to set the VCR to record that TV show yep that was my doing.
It's also my fault you were late to your meeting when you were stuck in traffic the other day.
Isn't this is a wonderful way to solve all of our everyday problems?
It's all my fault because I am Jevou and I am a Jew.

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