Some
of the funniest malaprops ever.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"Republicans
understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."
"Welcome
to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." "Mars
is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there
is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." "The
Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century." "I
believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy
- but that could change." "One
word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
word is 'to be prepared'." "Verbosity
leads to unclear, inarticulate things." "I
have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future." "The
future will be better tomorrow." "We're
going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"People
that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have
a tremendous impact on history." "I
stand by all the misstatements that I've made." "We
have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. "Public
speaking is very easy." "I
am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" "A
low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"When
I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer
has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters
are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
"Illegitimacy
is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." "We
are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For
NASA, space is still a high priority." "Quite
frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"The
American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
Bush may or may not make." "We're
all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the "It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." "[It's]
time for the human race to enter the solar system." |