Actual headlines for 1997
Include
Your Children when Baking Cookies
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police
Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety
Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk
Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor
of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi
Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes
Appeal to Pope
Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British
Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung
Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye
Drops Off Shelf
Teacher
Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton
Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Enraged
Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Plane
Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners
Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen
Painting Found by Tree
Two
Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer
Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never
Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
War
Dims Hope for Peace
If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold
Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer
Kill 17,000
Enfields
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red
Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon
Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man
Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New
Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids
Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef
Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson
Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
Ban
on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Local
High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors