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"Where's Obama?"
Caydan Veltman
When Caydan and I were waiting in line for early voting for the 2008 Presidential race.
Caydan thought Barack Obama would be there so we could tell him we wanted to vote for him.
10/15/08

"Life is good for the whole world"
Caydan Veltman
12/29/07

"I lost your cell number when my phone fell into the toilet.
Can you send to me?"
Jory Rozner
7/5/07

"America Bless God"
Jevou
My dad gave me a bumper sticker magnet with an American flag and the words "God Bless America" and I ended up cutting it into this new phrase. The way I see it God has given us countless blessings of life. What do we do with all these blessings? We have war, we kill each other, we totally have no respect or appreciation for this rare gift. Yet we still want more blessings or gifts from God. So perhaps we should bless God for a change in other words give a gift back and finally stop killing each other and treat each other with the respect we all deserve then maybe God will begin paying attention to us again. How many more centuries will it take for us to finally learn from our mistakes?
5/28/07

"Grandma's eyes are so beautiful"
Caydan Veltman
9/20/06

"We're in a photograph forest"
Caydan Veltman
9/17/06

"The sun is going to spoil the rain"
Caydan Veltman
9/4/06

"The clouds are slealing the sun"
Caydan Veltman
9/2/06

"Any society that would give up a little liberty
to gain a little security
will deserve neither and lose both. "
Benjamin Franklin

"I'm splitzing"
Caydan Veltman
In reference to doing the splits
with his legs each on a separate floor pillow
2/3/06

"That's a big bowl of wrong"
Jeff Greene

"Back to free"
Caydan Veltman
In reference to a conversation he overheard
mom and dad having about how we have
to pay for things these days that use to be free.

"You are either with us or against us."
George Bush

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes."
Obi-Wan Kenobi

"It may be possible to have your cake and eat it too,
you just need to leave enough cake for others."

Jevou

"Shopping is buying what you don't need with money you don't have."
A Schlesinger-ism

" It does not require many words to speak the truth. "
Chief Joseph

"Bill screwed an intern,
George screwed the world."

Jevou

"Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"Aah Gilligan screwed it up again. Why don't they just kill him."
Red Forman

"I like to eat poop!"
Don Parker
-having been a camp counselor don is accustomed to encouraging kids to keep going when the trail gets tough. in a gallant effort to encourage me to continue hiking, through the pouring rain, up a rather feisty mountain, he had been saying "you're doing great" (with an unintended condescending tone). i finally told him to shut up. the next time he almost said it he just said the first thing he could think of....."i like to eat poop!" i laughed so hard i almost fell down the mountain. every time he said it i was instantly reminded of the awe inspiring experience of backpacking through the Adirondacks .
- kim muller

"To accomplish great things,
We must not only act but also dream,
not only plan but also believe."
Anatole France

"A lie, like a splinter will always find it's way to the surface,
no matter how deep it is."

Jevou

"Do not stand before the wind"
Kahless - the first emperor of the Klingon Empire

"When you get blue, and you've lost all your dreams,
there's nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!"
Tom Waits

"Man's mess America
Home of the Me
Land of the slave."
Jevou

"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting
otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
Theodore Rubin

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Carl Spackler

"What can I say, predicting the future these days
is like shooting fish in a barrel..."
I emailed Rick Valentin about his song '21st Century' and
commented that he was right on the mark with the lyrics,
“There’s a new disease every week.”

"Sam was invited to the United Center in Chicago by Bob Dylan.
Bob introduced Sam from the stage as the world's greatest blues
drummer. Sam went back stage to see Bob during the break and when
he came back out into the audience, hordes of people gathered around Sam. Some one asked; 'Sam, ... What's it like ... What's it like to hang
with a super star?' Sam replied; 'I don't really know. ... I guess ...
I guess Bob got a kick out of it.' "
Corky Siegel relating a story about legendary drummer Sam Lay

"Most folks say 'I hate Mondays!'
So, let's do some math.
There are 52 Mondays in a year and let's assume you work from
ages 15 - 65 (50 years). 52 Mondays x 50 years = 2600 Mondays.
That translates to you hating 7.12 years of your life.
Therefore, don't hate Mondays."
The Vs

"Who are you and why are you that?"
Annie Eisendrath asking a question to a man dressed as a chili pepper

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil"
Jerry Garcia

"Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?"
Anonymous

"Copyright your DNA."
Rick Valentin

" Those who cast their vote decide nothing,
Those who count the votes, decide everything."
Joseph Stalin

"Don't sweat the petty things,
and don't sweat the petty things."

Anonymous

"Expect nothing from the people around you,
and you will never be dissapointed."
LB 1989

"Fair weather friends are useless
in stormy weather!"
Anonymous

"Do not walk in front of me for I will not follow
Do not walk behind me for I will not lead
Just walk beside me and be my friend"
- Albert Camus

"You cannot discover new oceans
unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
Anonymous

"Children need models more than they need critics."
Joseph Joubert

"Architure is frozen music"
Madame de Stael

"In the Spring,
at the end of the day,
one should smell like dirt."
Margaret Atwood - Gardener

"I dwell in possibility."
Emily Dickenson

"Caution
Smiling could be contagious"

Anonymous

"Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
"
Rob Gordon, Owner of Championship Vinyl - Chicago

"Waffles definitely do not suck."
John Kuhns, Chef - Chicago

"I can do that in half a day using FrontPage
and you want me to pay what?"

Matt Silvia, Internet Account Manager- Chicago
Quoting a client's response to a proposal

"...and she has such incredibly sultry eyes."
We went to a wedding where the Father of the groom said this in his speech about the bride.
Definition of sultry: sexually attractive in a way that suggests sexual desire

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