The
Poopie List
What Kind of Poopie Do You Have?
POP
A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPIE:
The kind where you strain
so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.
GHOST
POOPIE:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no
poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN
POOPIE:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET
POOPIE:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND
WAVE POOPIE:
This happens when you're done poopie-ing and
you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to
poopie some more.
LINCOLN
LOG POOPIE:
The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid
to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY
POOPIE:
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER
POOPIE:
The kind of poopie you have in the morning after a
long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the
bottom of the toilet.
CORN
POOPIE:
Self-explanatory.
GEE
I WISH I COULD POOPIE POOPIE:
The kind where you want to
poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL
TAP POOPIE:
That's when it hurts so badly coming out you'd
swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET
CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump) :
The kind that comes out
of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID
POOPIE:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of
your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN
POOPIE:
It smells so bad your nose burns.
UPPER
CLASS POOPIE:
The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
THE
SURPRISE POOPIE:
You're not even at the toilet because you are
sure you're about to fart, but oopsie a poopie.
THE
DANGLING POOPIE:
This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two
will cut it loose.
MULTICOLORED
POOPIE:
Just when you are about to flush, you see a
full rainbow of colors in your toilet. What a sight!
LIVING
POOPIE:
The kind where you see worms digging around in your
poopie.
BANANA
POOPIE:
Yellowish-brown poopie in the shape of a banana.
Almost good enough to peel and eat!
DROPLET
POOPIE:
Each poopie is so tiny that you practically can't feel it
coming out. Boy are they cute!
BURNING
POOPIE:
What's spicy coming in is spicy going out!
MURPHY'S
LAW POOPIE:
You have to go poopie badly when there is no toilet in sight!!!!
THE
ROLL-AROUND-THE-BOWL-POOPIE:
Otherwise known as "the Texas Longhorn."
Credit "doo" to none other than Chuckie Abrams.