T-SHIRT and/or BUMPERSTICKERS

 

BUCK
FUSH

 

BUSH is a 4-letter word.

 

Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot.

 

BU LL SH IT

 

Powered by Iraqi blood
[Seen on an SUV. Pasted there by someone other than the owner, I'd think.]

 

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them.

 

We don't want a bigger piece of the pie. We want a different pie.

 

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

 

Get involved... The world is run by those who show up.

 

[a tombstone:]
BILL OF RIGHTS
1791-2001
Slain by the Patriot Act
Rest in pieces

 

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin

 

A patriot must be ready to defend his country against his government.
--Edward Abbey

 

Proud to be American -- ashamed of my government.

 

I love my country but fear my government.

 

I love my country ... but I think we should start seeing other people.

 

God bless the world. God help America.

 

Bush/Christ '04

 

ONE NATION UNDER GUARD

 

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.

 

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ.

 

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

 

I give evolution 2 opposable thumbs up.
[thumbs shown]

 

If you're born again -- do you have 2 bellybuttons?

 

Anyone who claims that God is on their side is dangerous as hell.
[An example: "GOTT MIT UNS" (God with us) was the buckle motto worn by every soldier under Hitler.]

 

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

 

Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers.

 

Keep your rosaries off my ovaries.

 

A Woman's Place is in the House -- and in the Senate and the Oval Office.

 

Congress gave huge tax breaks to the rich, and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker.

 

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